Friday, August 12, 2005
Online Wish List
Recently I have received 6 mariage offers, a box of chocolate cereal , 21 child support claims, a pink shirt, school books and other stuff like that... wtf?!?...
Ladies and ladies, if you wanna make me happy you gotta do betta than that. Here is my online wish list so you'll have a pretty good idea of what I need:
1. A badass family
2. Be on the cover of fashion magazine Vanity Fair
3. A machine that could read into a woman's mind
4. Friends that will be there no matter what
5. A jean from Japan Rags Denim
6. A baby blue Infinity G35 with golden 20 inches rimz
7. A trip to New York
8. A barbershop-style razor
9. Date Jessica Alba
10. A second chance with Jessica Alba
11. A trip to Barcelona
12. A camera that could fit into my backpocket
13. Spend a week in Cancún
14. A therapy for my "weather sensible" condition
15. A cellphone with a mirror on it
16. A king size bed made of silk from Pakistan
17. A trip to California
18. iBook Laptop
19. A shirt that says "In love with myself"
20. The Devil wears Prada by Lauren Weisberger
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19. A shirt that says "In love with myself"
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