Thursday, September 01, 2005
Joke: The Mexican Genie
A Mexican lady was walking along the bank of the Rio Grande River when she stumbled upon an old empty cerveza bottle. She picked it up, rubbed it, and SNAP!!! a Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile then the Genie told her he would grant her ONE wish. She said to the Genie:
"I heard from mi prima that I could get three wishes if I ever found a Genie."
The Genie then said,
"Oh no, sorry, esa. Three-wish genies are story-tale myth. I'm a ONE-WISH Genie, Uno, no mas! So...que quieres?"
The lady didn't hesitate. She said:
"I want Peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Gringos and I want all the Jews and Gringos to love the Arabs.It will bring world peace and
harmony." she continued.
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed:
"Orale! BE REASONABLE!.....Those fools have a pedo that goes back thousands of years, chale! I'm out of shape after being in that bottle for five hundred years. I'm good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done. PLEASE make another wish and please be reasonable."
The lady thought for a minute and said:
"Well, I've never been able to find the right man. I want a Mexican boyfriend....You know, one that DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL, nice y fun, likes cumbias, and helps with cleaning la casa. I want him to be GREAT in bed and gets along con mi familia, and is FAITHFUL and doesn't throw chingasos at me. That's what I wish for....a good Mexican man!"
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his cabeza and said:
"Chingada vieja!!!......Let me see that pinche map again."
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