Rui-Long Monico - Geneva // USA Conexion

Found that post on Cheeze's blogspirit. I changed a couple things here and there. It's HUMOR guys, don't sue me or crash my car. If you have any suggestion to better those scientific findings, please drop them in the comment section.

Truths that WASPs, Rednecks, Blacks, and Asians know but that Latinos won't admit:

01. Jesus is not an appropriate name for your son.
02. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
03. Giving alcohol to your toddler is not recommended.
04. A two passenger car can't hold 7 people.
05. 15 speakers and 3 subwoofers in a car is too much.
06. A curandero is a folk healer not a doctor.
07. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
08. It's OK to use condoms.
09. Pre-arranged marriages are a thing of the past.
10. The Pope is not God.

Truths that WASPs, Blacks, Asians & Latinos know but that Rednecks won't admit:

01. Taking a shower won't burn your skin.
02. A goat is not a domestic animal.
03. Cheating on your sister with your cousin is not OK even though you keep it in the family.
04. NASCAR races are not intellectually challenging.
05. Going on the Jerry Springer Show doesn't make you a celebrity.
06. Owning a big junkyard shouldn't be a topic to brag about.
07. Finishing Junior High in less than 7 years doesn't make you a nerd.
08. Taking your date out with your dad's tractor won't impress her.
09. The back of your truck is not exactly a honeymoon destination.
10. Drinking beers at Church is not OK.

Truths that WASPs, Rednecks, Asians & Latinos know but that Blacks won't admit:

01. Tupac is a rapper, not God.
02. Teeth don't need diamonds.
03. Your pastor doesn't hold all the truths.
04. Rosa Parks did nothing more than sit her black ass down because she was tired.
05. Church doesn't require expensive clothes.
06. Your gold rimz shouldn't be worth more than your car.
07. A ring on each finger is too much.
08. "Mothafucka" is a curse word.
09. O.J. did it.
10. Selling crack doesn't make you a business man.

Truths that WASPs, Blacks, Rednecks, & Latinos know but that Asians won't admit:

01. A GPA of 3.9 doesn't make you an underachiever.
02. Dogs are meant to be pets, not a fancy restaurant dish.
03. Eating rice 4 times a day is not a healthy diet.
04. If you are not eating if you are not hungry doesn't mean that you are sick.
05. The peace sign is outdated.
06. It's OK to be out of College and still be single.
07. Taking pictures of strangers is just weird.
08. You can't drive.
09. There is more to life than money.
10. Dress and act like you came out of a manga doesn't make you sexy.

Truths that Asians, Blacks, Rednecks, & Latinos know but that WASPs won't admit:

01. Elvis is dead.
02. Jesus wasn't white.
03. Rap IS music.
04. French kissing your dog is not cute.
05. Skinny is not sexy.
06. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
07. Spanking your child won't traumatize him.
08. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
09. N'Sync is nowhere to be compared to the Jackson 5.
10. Dressing at the Gap doesn't make you a fashion expert.