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This is the The G-Unit's response to The Game's 300 Bars, it got some featuring by Ma$e trying to be all mean and all but the song is stupid and even stupider with Mr. ex-pastor.

Anyway, listening to 300 Shots is as interesting as watching smurfs gang-banging the smurfette (considering that they don't have sexual organs) sure it's cute and all but it has no content. The song sucked so much that I couldn't even find the lyrics on the web!

I don't want to write too much about it, just wanna let you keep track with 50 Cent's over-sized ego...

You can download 300 Shots in MP3 format here.

Check out my article about 300 Bars here.

Oh and when you are done listening to this crap, take this poll:

Tell us what you don't like about yourself...

Damn this episode was short. Short but dense. Full of very controversial themes too such as whether or not animals have soul, the principle of trans-sexuality, the relationship between parents and children, or the reinsertion of violent criminals.

This episode is entitled Kiki, which is the name of a female gorilla. Guess what, some crazy scientist is asking the clinic to heal a scar the gorilla has on her face. The theory Behind that ridiculous demand lies the theory of natural selection. In brief, this gorilla won't be able to reproduce if her mate sees the scar because it would pass a bad trait to the future generation. Under Liz's pressure and without Sean's consent, Christian operates the gorilla but her mate ends up on killing her cuz he felt there was something wrong about her. 6th sense I guess. The story with the ape underlies the main theme of this episode: how we try to change our appearances to hide or forget the past but fail to change our inner-selves.

We are also introduced to an ex-Cuban gang member trying to get a fresh start in his life by surgically remove his tattoos. Quentin Costa, the clinic's new associate, snaps a the gangster and acts like a real asshole. So far, we have very few information about this new character but this sudden anger burst gives us some clues. Unfortunately for the poor Cuban dude nobody wants to hire him since he was convicted for violent crimes even though he changed his lifestyle and erased his tattoos.

The really interesting topic of this episode turns around Sean McNamara's son: Matt. In the second season, Matt had an affair with an older woman named Ava who, in fact, turned out to be a transsexual guy. We were left off when Ava takes off and her "son" stabs himself to death. Back to present, Matt goes to Ava's empty apartment and masturbates in her bedsheets then discover, in a disturbing scene, the decomposing body of Ava's son. While he gives his depositions to the cops, Sean tells him that Ava was a transsexual. Traumatized, Matt now questions his sexuality and try to prove himself that he is not gay. First he goes to a transsexuals bar, hook up with a she-male, follows him/her to its apartment and finally beat the shyt out of it when he discovers that the she-male was pre-op and has a dick. Then he decides to shave his long hair in an attempt to look less queer.

In a superb scene in the end rythmed by a beautiful score, we see that Cuban guy chased by his ex-gang brothers and Matt chased by the she-male and her friends seeking revenge.

Perfect example of how complex the characters are is the radical change into the depiction of Julia's mother. In previous episodes she was the definition of the materialistic emotionless bytch. Now she comes back as the cool grand-ma, smoking weed and having a good time with her daughter.

I also find it quite funny when Christian & Sean are operating a patient and talk shyt to each other with the slick music on the background. Talks about ethics, uh uh...

If you too ever wandered what was the significance of the US flag, take a look at the pix cuz I found it.

This flag is one of the piece of Icario Doria's campaign "Meet the World.

Pretty slick and cool at the same time.

Found those pix on this website.

I was browsing the news today when I heard that Cindy Sheehan, an anti-war protester was arrested yesterday while expressing herself about the lil thingy that El Presidente Bush is having overthere in Iraq.

If you somewhat follow news that aren't fed to you by the right wing tall israeli run media (Not to mention Fox's Adolf O'Reilly) you would remember that Cindy Sheehan is the same person that lost her 24 years old son in the Oil War this April. The same person that camped in Double-U's Crawford Ranch this summer. I guess the Rethuglican finally got pissed off enough at that woman that they send the po-po to fine her a mere $50 for not having a permit to protest. Ok guys, that's weak. Hey POTUS, I know it's tough to be the most hated guy in the world so what don't you stop doing every homework that oncle Cheney is giving your ass?

Oh by the way, after that lil circus at his ranch this summer, POTUS took his private jet back to Crawford, TX and pressured his buddies in the City Council to make it illegal to park (and protest I guess) all around his beloved ranch.

And here is an exert that I took from the Buzz Flash website, it's pretty explicit:

Cindy Sheehan: We didn’t understand why the United States was there. We never thought that Iraq was an imminent threat to the United States. But Casey told me, "Mom, this is what we trained for. I’m ready. It’s my job. Because the sooner I get there, the sooner I’ll come home."And he came home three weeks later in a flag-draped coffin.

* POTUS= President of the United States

Tell us what you don't like about yourself...

Just done watching back to back Nip/Tuck season premier twice on Fox and thought that I should write an episode by episode season summary guide because I am sooooo addicted to this show and I also want to spoil y'all's surprises.

The shows opens up in Christian Troy's apartment where he lies dead, his throat slit by the famous psycho mime. Next shot, we at the funeral. WHAT THE PHUCK?!? Christian was the pimp of this show, so why did he had to die, what didn't they make Sean die instead, he is the boring one? Oh, my bad, false alert, just a dream.

Next surprise, that cold bytch Julia is having an orgasm. That 15 years old Jude (I think that's his name, I need feedback guys) guy that she met in college is getting down on her and she apparently likes it better than when her husband tries.

In the operating room, Sean McNamara is replacing the silicon implants on some lady because her old implants had a leak for the past three years. It sticky-icky and phucking disgusting.

Then there is a pretty pathetic scene (useful I guess for the rest of plot) alternating between Julia that wants to divorce Sean (Jude is being a lil' bitch) and Christian proposing to Kim just after watching a porn where she starred in. BORING.

Christian is contacted by a (hot) British detective that is reviewing his case. We see the whole scene where the mime assaults and rapes (!) Christian but the poor dude doesn't want to confess to the cops that he was violated. So far, only his partner Sean knows about it. Remember that Troy was sexually abused as a kid by his foster dad.

Then we come to the main topic of this episode: Momma Boone. Sean is called by the po-po to examine someone in a Redneck neighborhood. OK this is wrong and hilarious and disgusting. Every-time I see a new episode of Nip/Tuck I get more and more shocked.

Momma Boone is a 700 (I'm guessing) pounder piece of cracka-ass cracka, she is literary stuck to the couch because she hasn't moved her fat ass from there for the past 3 years. She was fed by her husband and would urinate and defecate on herself. Thus the smell that alerted the neighbors, three blocks down the road. Since she had open wounds on her back, her body started to heal back on the couch, so the couch was "part" of her. It's kinda hard to explain so I hope you get the big picture. So they have to bring Momma Boone to the hospital. Problem she don't fit through the door nor in the ambulance. The firefighters then take a wall down and bring a huge truck.

We have a lil break with the introduction of the new partner in the Troy/McNamara business. He looks kinda teh ghey but we only see him for half a minute so I might be wrong. I didn't catch his name and my roommate would really like to know what liquor he offered Troy, if you have any infos, please feedback me.

Back to Momma Boone. They are about to operate her when they discover that she has necrotic skin tissue (sort of like gangrene) and have to cut her legs. She then kills herself by losing her will to live. She is then buried and THIS PHUCKING REDNECK husband of hers asks Sean and Christian to pick up the funeral tab which is pretty cheap, I don't care how poor you are. That's not it, the redneck husband appears to be a fetishist and ask if he could keep the couch where all her dead skin and body fluids are stained on. Sick.

Oh, by the way, my roommate is a nurse and told me that this shyt is 100% legit. Everything in that show is like hyper-realistic and all...

The ending scene is pretty sweet though. The hot detective goes to Christian apartment to take some evidence and ends up screwing him. Kim walks in midway the intercourse, got pissed for a lil bit and then join them. Christian the pimp is back with a nice threesome. Can't wait for the next episode.

Poll: What is the capital of fashion?
Vote for your favorite style!

Paris:
How could we talk about fashion without starting with Paris? Prestigious Dior, Louis Vuitton, Jean Paul Gaultier or Chanel on Faubourg St Honoré; Guess, Lacoste, Von Dutch, Hermes, Kaporal, or Eden Park at Galerie Lafayette, a trip to Paris always include many eye candies. Here the trend changes every month and it's always a race to be on top.

Milan:
Milan, Italy. Birthplace of so many great haute-couture brands. There is nothing to say except that you will always look great in any of the following. Pick and choose: Dolce Gabbana, Gucci, Gianfranco Ferré, Guru, Emporio Armani, Diesel, Prada, Fendi, Valentino, Versace, Moschino...

New York:
New York the metropolitan has always been a crossroads for many style. Whether it's classic (Gap, Ralph Lauren, Calvin Klein, Tommy Hilfiger) Street & Urban (Roc-A-Wear, Marck Ecko, Fubu, Sean John) or trendy (Playboy, Hugo Boss, Oscar de la Renta, Donna Karan) the fashion from the Big Apple represents the metro-sexual lifestyle with grace.

Tokyo:
Tokyo's fashion represents the most provocative and the most avant-gardiste styles of the industry. Japanese teenagers are not afraid to wear and to mix every kind of different style bringing new trends such as gothic lolita, superpositions or the loose socks with the school uniform. The predominance of cartoony, influences is also very visible, changing every fashionista into a manga character. Few brands have actually been exploding worldwide except Evisu Denim.

Barcelona:
A mix of the classic Italian lines and the colorful Latin American styles, Barcelona proudly represents Zara,  Massimo Dutti, Custo Barcelona, or the very controversial De Puta Madre.

London:
Among the very classic and very classy Burberry or Paul Smith, new brands like FCUK, Le Temps des Cerises/Japan Rags, and Pepe Jeans have been invading the upscale youth market. A favorite for the clubbers, the trashy style of London has been a trendsetter for many designers.

Hong Kong:
I don't know much about the fashion scene in Hong Kong or any of their designers but a couple of my girlfriends went their for their vacation and told me that it was just crazy. The clothes that they brought back are just beautiful. If any of you has more information, please submit it to me!

Rio de Janeiro:
Representing the Latino world, fashion from Rio de Janeiro offers a clothing style always sexy and colorful. Rio de Janeiro, with it's army of plastic surgeons, has become the temple for the God Appearances and its fashion industry is growing increasingly especially with their ever popular Brazilian bath-suits and flip flops.

Other:
If you think that the capital of fashion is none of the above, leave a comment with your suggestion and some reasons, or why not add some links to pictures!

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Take this lil poll about the beef between Nas & 50 Cent:

If you don't know anything about the beef check out my article and other people's comments by clicking here.

What is Beauty?

From the ephemeral smile to the eternal nature, Beauty is perfect. Beauty is the kaleidoscope of emotion engraved in our memories. Beauty is the rush of blood and adrenaline felt throughout the body when we witness something controversial. Beauty has the bittersweet, mixed taste of purity and corruption. Beauty can be delightful to the eye and oppressive to the mind. Beauty creates art and destroys laws. Beauty challenges authority and established facts. Beauty is freedom.

What is Beauty to you?

So you are now a proud senior of your local high school. You have been bullying nerds, banging freshmen cheerleaders and doing keg-stand all year long and it's almost graduation. You have been accepted to the college of your dream, maybe even an Ivy League University, but you got a problem: dad drank your college money into Jack Daniel's because mom doesn't want to spread her legs no mo'.

Or maybe you are already a college student and you have taken a loan for your studies. Everything seemed great until you realised that you spent most of your borrowed money into parking permits, fraternity fees, DWIs or abortions. Your banker is getting pissed off while you see your debts increasing exponentially.

Don't worry about anything anymore, I'm gonna back you up. Down my street lives my uncle Giovanni. He is such a nice person that he will lend you money no matter how bad your credit is. The counterpart is a small percentage (usually around 20%) of this amount of money that you will have to pay him back every month. Sounds like a good deal right? And by the way my uncle Giovanni doesn't accept late payments, he gets really irritated and often sends someone to go break your legs. But you are not the type of person that would miss a payment, right?

Of course for those of you that don't live down my street and that would be hard to reach my uncle Giovanni, I couple of website that could help you out:

http://www.nextstudent.com/
http://www.nextstudent.com/consolidation_loans/consolidat...

http://www.finaid.org/loans/consolidation.phtml

http://www.studentloanconsolidator.com/

http://www.loanconsolidation.edu.gov

As a students, getting loans, and establishing credit is a big part of going to college and entering your adult life. Few people can afford to pay for school out of their own pockets, so getting a loan is an important step. However, after a while, consolidating your loans is something good to look at. You can save a lot of money by consolidating your loans. As you pay for your current loan, you get points torwards your credit report, as your credit report get's better, you can get better rates, and therefore save money. Sounds kinda retarded said like that but it's actually pretty tough to understand it fully.

Anyway check out those websites and if you have any tips or advices, let me know by dropping a comment.