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Sven Väth: Touch Themes Of Harlequin - Robot - Ballet-Dancer (1995)
Label: Eye Q Music Inc.
Genre: Classical/Techno

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Tracklist :
1. Harlequin's Meditation B Zet remix
2. Harlequin Plays Bell Alter Ego remix
3. Harlequin: The Beauty & The Beast Underworld remix
4. Robot Hardfloor remix
5. The Birth of Robby Aural Float remix
6. Ballet-Fusion Speedy J remix
7. Ballet Dancer B Zet remix

People are going to call me a hater, but I must admit that nothing got me prepared to the boredom of listening to this Touch Themes Of Harlequin - Robot - Ballet-Dancer bullshit album. I mean, no disrespect to Sven Väth, but after all the hype surrounding the guy, I was expecting something of higher quality.

Ok, this record is the product of a bunch of wannabe DJs reworking some of Sven Väth's best tracks. So it's not entirely his fault if it sucks. But still, where the hell has he found the retarded chumps that remixed this album?

Some will call it experimental or conceptual but I only see a lack of artistic skills here. It's as simple as this, seven overly long songs digging into repetitiveness and lethargy, leaving the listener into a deep sleep.

I don't what else to say except that I don't recommend any of you to buy this crap, it's probably Techno at its worst. In the mean time, the record is getting old too, electronic music has come a long way since 1995...