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Student Consolidation Loans

noreply@blogspirit.com (rmonico) — Fri, 16 Sep 2005 19:30:00 +0200

So you are now a proud senior of your local high school. You have been bullying nerds, banging freshmen cheerleaders and doing keg-stand all year long and it's almost graduation. You have been accepted to the college of your dream, maybe even an Ivy League University, but you got a problem: dad drank your college money into Jack Daniel's because mom doesn't want to spread her legs no mo'.

Or maybe you are already a college student and you have taken a loan for your studies. Everything seemed great until you realised that you spent most of your borrowed money into parking permits, fraternity fees, DWIs or abortions. Your banker is getting pissed off while you see your debts increasing exponentially.

Don't worry about anything anymore, I'm gonna back you up. Down my street lives my uncle Giovanni. He is such a nice person that he will lend you money no matter how bad your credit is. The counterpart is a small percentage (usually around 20%) of this amount of money that you will have to pay him back every month. Sounds like a good deal right? And by the way my uncle Giovanni doesn't accept late payments, he gets really irritated and often sends someone to go break your legs. But you are not the type of person that would miss a payment, right?

Of course for those of you that don't live down my street and that would be hard to reach my uncle Giovanni, I couple of website that could help you out:

http://www.nextstudent.com/
http://www.nextstudent.com/consolidation_loans/consolidation_loans.asp

http://www.finaid.org/loans/consolidation.phtml

http://www.studentloanconsolidator.com/

http://www.loanconsolidation.edu.gov

As a students, getting loans, and establishing credit is a big part of going to college and entering your adult life. Few people can afford to pay for school out of their own pockets, so getting a loan is an important step. However, after a while, consolidating your loans is something good to look at. You can save a lot of money by consolidating your loans. As you pay for your current loan, you get points torwards your credit report, as your credit report get's better, you can get better rates, and therefore save money. Sounds kinda retarded said like that but it's actually pretty tough to understand it fully.

Anyway check out those websites and if you have any tips or advices, let me know by dropping a comment.

UTPA's new online college book trading!

noreply@blogspirit.com (rmonico) — Wed, 07 Sep 2005 00:40:00 +0200

You tired of those bookstore ran by greedy tall israelis that rip you off everytime you dare buying one of their products? You tired of those online websites that promises you with mighty wonders just enough to scam your incredibly naive ass? Well I am and I finally found some alternative to it but it's exclusive to only a few colleges: University of Texas-Pan American, University of Texas San Antonio, University of Texas Brownswille, South Texas College, and Texas State Technical College.

So what is it good sir will ya ask me (and you betta show me some respect after giving you this info), well lemme introduce y'all to The Valley Book Connection. It's an online flea market for college books. There is no scam since no money is transfered through the website. There is also no fees for buying or selling stuff. The interface is clear and easy to use. So what else do you want?!? Check out their website and start doing business on it, it's the first step to bring down corporate America!!! Hahaha, nah seriously, this shyt is A+ material, big up to whomever launched it.

Online Wish List

noreply@blogspirit.com (rmonico) — Fri, 12 Aug 2005 01:15:00 +0200

Recently I have received 6 mariage offers, a box of chocolate cereal , 21 child support claims, a pink shirt, school books and other stuff like that... wtf?!?...

Ladies and ladies, if you wanna make me happy you gotta do betta than that. Here is my online wish list so you'll have a pretty good idea of what I need:

1. A badass family

2. Be on the cover of fashion magazine Vanity Fair

3. A machine that could read into a woman's mind

~~4. Friends that will be there no matter what~~

~~5. A jean from Japan Rags Denim~~

6. A baby blue Infinity G35 with golden 20 inches rimz

7. A trip to New York

8. A barbershop-style razor

9. Date Jessica Alba

10. A second chance with Jessica Alba

11. A trip to Barcelona

~~12. A camera that could fit into my backpocket~~

13. Spend a week in Cancún

14. A therapy for my "weather sensible" condition

~~15. A cellphone with a mirror on it~~

16. A king size bed made of silk from Pakistan

17. A trip to California

18. iBook Laptop

19. A shirt that says "In love with myself"

20. The Devil wears Prada by Lauren Weisberger

I am 18 and that's what I've learned

noreply@blogspirit.com (rmonico) — Mon, 01 Aug 2005 01:00:00 +0200

The other day I found a similar post on some blog and I thought it was a good idea. So there I am 18 years old and that's what I've learned. Please add to the list with your own observations.

- Life is beautiful

- Putting a layer of toilet paper on top of the water before taking a dump will stop any wata from splashing your ass

- Lying is one of the most useful skill to excell at.

- Trust your instincts.

- Love is pain. I guess I am a masochist.

- Girlz are damn crazy. Crazy is what crazy do. I guess I can't live without crazyness.

- Always have a backup plan. Don't depend on one possibility 'cuz life is far too random.

- Regrets are a waste of time. Go sleep instead.

- A smile will increase your chances with a girl of 50%. A good kiss will get you laid.

- Drinking half a gallon wata every day will make you feel better.

- If you want to make a considerable amount of money, skool is important (not quite imperative) unless you follow the path of Tony Montana.

- Girls like guys who like to perform cunnilingus.

- Always carry a razor blade in your wallet.

- All you have in this world is your ballz and your word. Don't break them for nothing. (Antonio Montana)

- When lending money out, consider it as lost.

- Neva, eva trust or depend on stupid people. They might be nice but since they can't take care of themselves how do you think they gonna take care of you

- When doing stupid/illegal shit, shut the fuck up. 90% of the time that'll you get caught will be because you were bragging about it.

- An acquaintance will go lunch with you. A friend will get drunk at your birthday. A great friend will bail you out of jail. A homeboy will bitch slap you when you consider making something stupid.

- If you eva go to jail, beat the shit out of the weakest person you see and act krazy or you'll end up as somebody's señorita.

- Revenge is always betta six months later. Then, there is no more suspicion.

- Every system has a crack. The hard part is to find it.

- Keep your family and business completely seperated. Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch. (Biggie Smalls - 10 Crack Commandments)

- Neva, eva let people know your next move. Keep your best cards secret.

- Sex, money, power. That's what rules mankind.

- Don't believe the hype.

- Laugh 1/2 hour a day will make you feel betta about yourself and will reduce chances to die from HIV.

- Stop trying to control everything in your life. You'll sleep betta at night.

- Finally, keep it real and don't take life too seriously.

Mr. X tah Z & street chemistry

noreply@blogspirit.com (rmonico) — Wed, 01 Jun 2005 16:00:00 +0200

For those apprentice street chemist here I leave you what you have begging me for the past two years, the complete formula, step by step synthesis of the cheapest and easiest drug to fabricate. I present you ecstasy, naked and without taboo. Two years of College experimental chemistry is required because MDMA ain't easy to your brain.
Anyway you can download here the synthetizing in English (.txt) or (.doc).

Enjoy yourself and don't get caught.

PS:
Remember that ecstasy is illegal in most country of the world and is known to give the following side effects:

Confusion - - Aggression - - Sleep problems - - Nausea - - Anxiety - - Paranoia - - Teeth clenching - - Blurred vision - - Acne-like rash - - Addiction - - Brain damage - - Depression - - Chills and sweating - - Liver damage