Rui-Long Monico - Geneva // USA Conexion

Do you remember when you were young watching that cartoon about a Marxist society full of blue creatures living in colored psychedelic 'shrooms. I thought it was funny how they were addicted to a green plant similar to the one that produces cocaine, were probably all gay since there was only one smurfette (unless she a ho) and how they all tricked that tall Israeli looking Gargamel dude. Sweet memories huh?

Anyway, the UNICEF came out with a new televised advertising campaign showing their beautiful fongus village getting bombed, leaving death and devastation among the smurfs, baby smurf being the only survivor. The goal of the campaign is to increase awareness about the bombing of Palestine by the Israelian army ooops... I mean against people to kill children or something like that and optionally to raise some funds.

Click here to download the ad. The movie requires Quicktime.  

If you too ever wandered what was the significance of the US flag, take a look at the pix cuz I found it.

This flag is one of the piece of Icario Doria's campaign "Meet the World.

Pretty slick and cool at the same time.

Found those pix on this website.

I was browsing the news today when I heard that Cindy Sheehan, an anti-war protester was arrested yesterday while expressing herself about the lil thingy that El Presidente Bush is having overthere in Iraq.

If you somewhat follow news that aren't fed to you by the right wing tall israeli run media (Not to mention Fox's Adolf O'Reilly) you would remember that Cindy Sheehan is the same person that lost her 24 years old son in the Oil War this April. The same person that camped in Double-U's Crawford Ranch this summer. I guess the Rethuglican finally got pissed off enough at that woman that they send the po-po to fine her a mere $50 for not having a permit to protest. Ok guys, that's weak. Hey POTUS, I know it's tough to be the most hated guy in the world so what don't you stop doing every homework that oncle Cheney is giving your ass?

Oh by the way, after that lil circus at his ranch this summer, POTUS took his private jet back to Crawford, TX and pressured his buddies in the City Council to make it illegal to park (and protest I guess) all around his beloved ranch.

And here is an exert that I took from the Buzz Flash website, it's pretty explicit:

Cindy Sheehan: We didn’t understand why the United States was there. We never thought that Iraq was an imminent threat to the United States. But Casey told me, "Mom, this is what we trained for. I’m ready. It’s my job. Because the sooner I get there, the sooner I’ll come home."And he came home three weeks later in a flag-draped coffin.

* POTUS= President of the United States

So you are now a proud senior of your local high school. You have been bullying nerds, banging freshmen cheerleaders and doing keg-stand all year long and it's almost graduation. You have been accepted to the college of your dream, maybe even an Ivy League University, but you got a problem: dad drank your college money into Jack Daniel's because mom doesn't want to spread her legs no mo'.

Or maybe you are already a college student and you have taken a loan for your studies. Everything seemed great until you realised that you spent most of your borrowed money into parking permits, fraternity fees, DWIs or abortions. Your banker is getting pissed off while you see your debts increasing exponentially.

Don't worry about anything anymore, I'm gonna back you up. Down my street lives my uncle Giovanni. He is such a nice person that he will lend you money no matter how bad your credit is. The counterpart is a small percentage (usually around 20%) of this amount of money that you will have to pay him back every month. Sounds like a good deal right? And by the way my uncle Giovanni doesn't accept late payments, he gets really irritated and often sends someone to go break your legs. But you are not the type of person that would miss a payment, right?

Of course for those of you that don't live down my street and that would be hard to reach my uncle Giovanni, I couple of website that could help you out:

http://www.nextstudent.com/
http://www.nextstudent.com/consolidation_loans/consolidat...

http://www.finaid.org/loans/consolidation.phtml

http://www.studentloanconsolidator.com/

http://www.loanconsolidation.edu.gov

As a students, getting loans, and establishing credit is a big part of going to college and entering your adult life. Few people can afford to pay for school out of their own pockets, so getting a loan is an important step. However, after a while, consolidating your loans is something good to look at. You can save a lot of money by consolidating your loans. As you pay for your current loan, you get points torwards your credit report, as your credit report get's better, you can get better rates, and therefore save money. Sounds kinda retarded said like that but it's actually pretty tough to understand it fully.

Anyway check out those websites and if you have any tips or advices, let me know by dropping a comment.

Found that post on Cheeze's blogspirit. I changed a couple things here and there. It's HUMOR guys, don't sue me or crash my car. If you have any suggestion to better those scientific findings, please drop them in the comment section.

Truths that WASPs, Rednecks, Blacks, and Asians know but that Latinos won't admit:

01. Jesus is not an appropriate name for your son.
02. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
03. Giving alcohol to your toddler is not recommended.
04. A two passenger car can't hold 7 people.
05. 15 speakers and 3 subwoofers in a car is too much.
06. A curandero is a folk healer not a doctor.
07. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
08. It's OK to use condoms.
09. Pre-arranged marriages are a thing of the past.
10. The Pope is not God.

Truths that WASPs, Blacks, Asians & Latinos know but that Rednecks won't admit:

01. Taking a shower won't burn your skin.
02. A goat is not a domestic animal.
03. Cheating on your sister with your cousin is not OK even though you keep it in the family.
04. NASCAR races are not intellectually challenging.
05. Going on the Jerry Springer Show doesn't make you a celebrity.
06. Owning a big junkyard shouldn't be a topic to brag about.
07. Finishing Junior High in less than 7 years doesn't make you a nerd.
08. Taking your date out with your dad's tractor won't impress her.
09. The back of your truck is not exactly a honeymoon destination.
10. Drinking beers at Church is not OK.

Truths that WASPs, Rednecks, Asians & Latinos know but that Blacks won't admit:

01. Tupac is a rapper, not God.
02. Teeth don't need diamonds.
03. Your pastor doesn't hold all the truths.
04. Rosa Parks did nothing more than sit her black ass down because she was tired.
05. Church doesn't require expensive clothes.
06. Your gold rimz shouldn't be worth more than your car.
07. A ring on each finger is too much.
08. "Mothafucka" is a curse word.
09. O.J. did it.
10. Selling crack doesn't make you a business man.

Truths that WASPs, Blacks, Rednecks, & Latinos know but that Asians won't admit:

01. A GPA of 3.9 doesn't make you an underachiever.
02. Dogs are meant to be pets, not a fancy restaurant dish.
03. Eating rice 4 times a day is not a healthy diet.
04. If you are not eating if you are not hungry doesn't mean that you are sick.
05. The peace sign is outdated.
06. It's OK to be out of College and still be single.
07. Taking pictures of strangers is just weird.
08. You can't drive.
09. There is more to life than money.
10. Dress and act like you came out of a manga doesn't make you sexy.

Truths that Asians, Blacks, Rednecks, & Latinos know but that WASPs won't admit:

01. Elvis is dead.
02. Jesus wasn't white.
03. Rap IS music.
04. French kissing your dog is not cute.
05. Skinny is not sexy.
06. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
07. Spanking your child won't traumatize him.
08. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
09. N'Sync is nowhere to be compared to the Jackson 5.
10. Dressing at the Gap doesn't make you a fashion expert.

A Mexican lady was walking along the bank of the Rio Grande River when she stumbled upon an old empty cerveza bottle. She picked it up, rubbed it, and SNAP!!! a Genie appeared. She talked with him awhile then the Genie told her he would grant her ONE wish. She said to the Genie:
"I heard from mi prima that I could get three wishes if I ever found a Genie."
The Genie then said,
"Oh no, sorry, esa. Three-wish genies are story-tale myth. I'm a ONE-WISH Genie, Uno, no mas! So...que quieres?"
The lady didn't hesitate. She said:
"I want Peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Gringos and I want all the Jews and Gringos to love the Arabs.It will bring world peace and
harmony." she continued.
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed:
"Orale! BE REASONABLE!.....Those fools have a pedo that goes back thousands of years, chale! I'm out of shape after being in that bottle for five hundred years. I'm good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done. PLEASE make another wish and please be reasonable."
The lady thought for a minute and said:
"Well, I've never been able to find the right man. I want a Mexican boyfriend....You know, one that DOESN'T DRINK ALCOHOL, nice y fun, likes cumbias, and helps with cleaning la casa. I want him to be GREAT in bed and gets along con mi familia, and is FAITHFUL and doesn't throw chingasos at me. That's what I wish for....a good Mexican man!"
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his cabeza and said:
"Chingada vieja!!!......Let me see that pinche map again."

Dat big bitch Katrina has just gone medieval on New Orleans and I didn't even bother writing anything about it. It's not that I don't wanna but just that I didn't even know until this morning when my Political Science professor talked about it before I fell asleep on my desk.

So it's all over the news now, huh? What up? Louisiana aka the Big-Red-Conservative-Cracka-ass-cracka-anti-government state is begging Washington to send them money because there is water up and down every street. First of all and to plagiarize my teacher, I would say that it is phucking ironic that liberal tax payers in liberal states have to pay taxes so a bunch of redneck can reinject that same money (throught the mafia-run construction business) to build their houses back. I don't know if I should have laughed out loud or cryed when I heard that some rethuglicans who probably drank too much Hatorade were shooting at the rescue helicopters yelling their two reasons for that:
1/ Iman american, iman american, ive the raiyght too bear guns, it's my constitutional raiyght.
2/ The government shouldn't be involved in State issues because that would cause communism 

What else? The whole city is messed up and chingasos of people have died, but it's not like we lost a cancer cure right? Half of the state population has as much IQ as an oyster while the other half think that Bush is doing an incredible job. I even heard that those nice New Orleans samaritans have started to rob abandoned houses and stores, just like daddy. Is it me or every time you see a looter it's the same black guy with that same cap running out of the same store. The media got it like it was like an enormous mob so why is it always the same images that are shown. Maybe those tall Israelis at Fox News don't want to show their peers devalising stores like a crackhead would do. It's one of those moments that we wish that Wal Mart didn't sell guns 'cuz guess what, those looters won't think twice about taking them.

Sure it's too bad that one of the baddest city for partying in the derrty souf was just blewn away (and it's even badder that I haven't gone there yet) but shit this is not my primary issue right now. I am going to tell you what's the real issue, it's the fucking 3 DOLLAR A GALLON GAS PRICES, this shyt is ridiculous!!!

PS:
Oh by the way, since I couldn't find a decent picture of New Orleans under dat big bitch Katrina I looked up for something similar and found that pic of a battle scene in Irak.

Recently I have received 6 mariage offers, a box of chocolate cereal , 21 child support claims, a pink shirt, school books and other stuff like that... wtf?!?...

Ladies and ladies, if you wanna make me happy you gotta do betta than that. Here is my online wish list so you'll have a pretty good idea of what I need:

1. A badass family

2. Be on the cover of fashion magazine Vanity Fair

3. A machine that could read into a woman's mind

4. Friends that will be there no matter what

5. A jean from Japan Rags Denim

6. A baby blue Infinity G35 with golden 20 inches rimz

7. A trip to New York

8. A barbershop-style razor

9. Date Jessica Alba

10. A second chance with Jessica Alba

11. A trip to Barcelona

12. A camera that could fit into my backpocket

13. Spend a week in Cancún

14. A therapy for my "weather sensible" condition

15. A cellphone with a mirror on it

16. A king size bed made of silk from Pakistan

17. A trip to California

18. iBook Laptop

19. A shirt that says "In love with myself"

20. The Devil wears Prada by Lauren Weisberger

Dear Santa Claus,
For 3 year I have been asking you for a firefighter truck, can you bring me one this year?
Thanks.
Luis

Dear Luis,
To make it up to you of not giving you this firefighter truck, I will set your house on fire while you are sleeping so that you'll have all the firefighter trucks that you want.
Wish you a good night.
Santa Claus


Dear Santa Claus,
I would like a bike, an Xbox, a train, a doll, a pony, a dog, a guitar and some Pokemons.
I love you.
Eusebe

Dear Eusebe,
Why don't you just ask me to give you my credit card number while I'm dancing the Macarena, asshole.
Beside that, for your parents to give you a name that stupid, I must not be the only one who doesn't like you.
Santa Claus


Dear Santa Claus,
Under my Christmas tree, I left cookies for you and carrots for your reindeers.
I love you.
Suzanne

Dear Suzanne,
Cookies give me diarrhea and the carrots makes my rein-deers fart on me while I ride my sleigh.
I you really want to kiss my ass, give me a Tequila bottle, an ounce of good weed and ask your mother to wear that nice red thong that your daddy gave her before divorcing her.
I love you.
Santa Claus


Dear Santa Claus,
Please, please, please, please, please can you please bring me a dog please, please, please, please, please.
Please I am begging you.
Paquito

Dear Paquito,
This kind of annoying whining bust my balls. It surely works with your parents considering that you were adopted and that you are blind but me, I don't give a shit.
Screw you, you'll have the same striped shirt than last year that way you learn, you lil bitch.
Santa Claus